This home is not for everyone -- and that's exactly the point. Set in a quiet, non-HOA enclave of established, upscale homes just off Riverside Drive, this distinctive residence offers impressive square footage across three finished levels. Designed with intention, it prioritizes originality, privacy, and livability over passing trends. Upon entry, you're greeted by whimsical stained glass and a light-filled, sunken conversation room with skylights and beamed ceilings. Desired hardwood floors span the main level. At the heart, the kitchen showcases a large island, granite countertops, soft-close cabinetry, double ovens, and a casual breakfast area. A formal dining room, living room with a white-washed fireplace, an awesome library/office with built-ins, and a convenient guest suite with full bath complete the communal level. Upstairs, the primary suite is a true retreat featuring dual rooms, vaulted ceilings, skylights, a private balcony, and a two-sided fireplace. The spa-inspired bath includes a jacuzzi tub, steam shower, sauna, bidet, and two walk-in closets. Three additional bedrooms, a secondary bath, and a tucked-away zen room offer flexibility and quiet separation. The finished terrace level includes a private entrance, second kitchen, and full bath--ideal for multigenerational living, a private guest suite, or income potential. Mature landscaping surrounds the home, with a rare level front yard and a private, fenced backyard. A rear deck extends the living space outdoors. Recent updates include a newer roof, popcorn ceiling removal, hardwood flooring upgrades, and an energy-efficient garage door system. Additional notable features include a whole-house generator, backup propane tanks, dual HVAC systems, abundance of storage, and a private irrigation well. Epically located close to downtown Gainesville, parks, dining, shopping, medical facilities, and major highways. This truly unique abode offers a rare opportunity for buyers seeking architectural character, privacy, and flexibility.